Joke: Introduction to Chinese

Ai Bang Mai Ne: "I bumped into the coffee table"

Ai No Pei: "I have a press pass"

Chin Tu Fat: "Have you considered a face lift?"

Dum Gai: "A stupid person"

Dung On Mai Shu: "I stepped in excrement"

Fat He: "An unattractive person"

Gun Pao Der: "An ancient Chinese invention"

Hao Long Wei Ting: "When is the bus due?"

Hia Dei Kum: "Stand by to repel boarders"

Hu Flung Dung: "Which one of you fertilized the field?"

Hu Yu Hai Ding: "Are you harboring a fugitive?"

Jan Ne Ka Sun: "A former late night talk show host"

Kum Hia: "I'd like to talk to you"

Lao Ze: "Not very good"

Lao Ze Sho: "Gilligan's Island"

Lei Loh: "Keep out of sight"

Lei Tsho: "Midnight television program"

Li Loh: "A temporary bed"

Lin Ching: "An illegal execution"

Ming Toy: "Plaything belonging to ancient emperor"

Moon Lan Ding: "One small step for man"

Ne Ahn: "A lighting fixture used in advertising signs"

Noh Pah King: "Tow-away zone"

Noh Tsmo King: "Cigarettes are hazardous to health"

Noh Wei Ding: "Keep out of the pond"

Shai Gai: "A bashful person"

Shu Man Go: "Your body odor is offensive"

Tai Ni Bei Bi: "A premature infant"

Tai Ni Po Ni: "A small horse"

Ten Ding Ba: "Serving drinks to people"

Wan Bum Lung: "A person with TB"

Wah Shing Kah: "Cleaning the family car"

Wai Go Nao: "Do you really have to leave?"

Wai So Dim: "Who turned off the light?"

Wai Yu Kum Nao: "I thought the meeting was next week"

Wai Yu Mun Ching: "I thought you were on a diet?"

Wai Yu Shao Ting: "There is no reason to raise your voice"

Wai Yu Sing Dum Song: "Don't you know anything by Cole
Porter?"

Yu Mai Te Tan: "Your vacation in Hawaii agreed with you"

Yu So Dim: "You aren't very bright"