Joke: The small and the mighty

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the
strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet.
The massive bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the
juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.
Anyone who could squeeze just one more drop of juice out
would walk away with the money.  Many people had tried over
time (weightlifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do
it.

One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick
glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky
voice, "I'd like to try the bet." (After the laughter had
died down,) the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and
squeezed away.  Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the
rind to the little man.

But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man
clenched his fist around the lemon and, one by one, *six*
drops fell into the glass!

As the crowd erupted into cheering, the bartender paid the
$1000, and asked the little man, "What do you *do* for a
living?  Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?"

The man adjusted his glasses on his nose and replied, "I
work for the IRS."