Joke: Bumper stickers These are actual bumper stickers that have been seen out there: * You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me. * How do I set a laser printer to "stun"? * Politics - from the words "poly" meaning "many" and "ticks" as in "small blood-sucking parasites". * The gene pool could use a little chlorine. * Give me ambiguity or give me something else. * If we quit voting will they all go away? * Earth is full, Go Home. * Honk if anything falls off. * Uniquely maladjusted. But fun. * This would really be funny if it weren't happening to me. * My other car has bumper stickers, too. * Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. * If Progress means to move forward, what does Congress mean? * The face is familiar but I don't quite remember my name. * I have animal magnetism. When I go outside, squirrels stick to my clothes. * Minimum wages for politicians. * Not all who wander are lost. * Gone crazy. Be back shortly. * I think you left the stove on. * Who are the Grateful Dead and why are they following me? * Cover me, I'm changing lanes!