Joke: Octopus

A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says, "I bet
50 quid that no one here has a musical instrument that this
octopus can't play".

The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out an
old guitar.  The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up
the strings and starts playing the guitar. The octopus's
owner pockets the fifty quid.

Next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn,
loosens up the keys, licks its lips and starts playing a
jazz solo.  The guy hands over another fifty quid to the
octopus's owner.

The bar owner has been watching all this and disappears out
back, coming back a few moments later with a set of bagpipes
under his arm.  He puts them on the bar and says to the guy
and his octopus, "Now if your octopus can play that I'll
give you a hundred quid".

The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns
it over, and has a look from another angle.

Puzzled, the octopus's owner comes up and says, "What are
you pissing around for? Hurry up and play the damn thing!"

The octopus says, "Play it? If I can work out how to get its
pyjamas off I'm gonna f**k it!"