Joke: Halloween Top Ten

Top 10 reasons Trick or Treat is better than Sex

10.  Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the
sack.
09.  If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
08.  The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
07.  You don't have to compliment the person who gave you
candy.
06.  Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're
someone else.
05.  If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
04.  If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're
kinky.
03.  Doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and
groaning.
02.  Less guilt the next morning.  What guilt???!!!
and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex...
01.  IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT
DOOR!